[Verse 1]
Well, Christmas time is magical, at least that's what I'm told
To buy each other useless presents, wherever they are sold
When spoiled, snot-nosed brats can cry
When Mom and Dad forget to buy
Them all the things they want under the Christmas tree
So visit home this winter season
Heavens knows you need a reason
To talk to your annoying family

[Chorus]
So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday
And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born
Though Santa isn't real, beware of stories never told
When Krampus comes to rip apart your soul

[Verse 2]
Let's not forget our pagan roots
Of Krampus and his cloven hooves
This hellish demon sneaks into your home
He'll eat your heart and drink your blood
No matter if you're bad or good
And rip your skull out and place upon his throne
Oh, Kampus!

[Verse 3]
But don't let these stories get you
Though your parents can't protect you
Krampus eats the flesh of adults too
So dream your dreams of sugarplums
(What the fuck is a sugarplum?)
Christmas is the time for me and you
[Chorus]
So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday
And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born
Though Santa isn't real, beware of stories never told
When Krampus comes to rip apart your soul

[Bridge]
Oh, Krampus, please don't eat my heart
Oh, Krampus, please don't eat my soul
Oh, Krampus, please don't eat my flesh
Oh, Krampus, please don't eat my parents

[Chorus]
So have yourself a merry little Christmas holiday
And celebrate when Jesus Christ was born
Though Santa isn't real, beware of stories never told
When Krampus comes to rip apart your...

[Outro]
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Krampus comes to rip apart your
Santa comes to bring you lots of joy

Merry Christmas, everyone, and to all, a good night