[Intro]
December twenty fifth is a very special time of year
When Jesus Christ was born and filled this world with lots of cheer
Love and joy and family
Presents wrapped under the tree
Everybody waits for Christmas day

[Verse 1]
But in reality
Santa Claus isn't real
He is just a fairy tale
That your parents tell you
So you're not a brat all fucking year
And all the toys you receive
Are made by kids in factories
Who spend their Christmas sad and all alone

[Chorus]
But why should you care
Candy canes and apple pies
Make me wish that I could die
No one likes Christmas songs
So let's all sing along
I hate Christmas day
I hate holidays
Hang my stocking by the fire and fill it full of coal
[Verse 2]
'Cause Santa Claus isn't real
There are no flying reindeer
Only stupid children still believe in Santa
The north pole is melting down
All of Santa's elves will drown
While you dream of sugarplums
That dance inside your head

[Chorus]
But Candy canes and apple pies
Make me wish that I could die
No one likes Christmas songs
So let's all sing along
I hate Christmas day
I hate holidays
Hang my stocking by the fire and fill it full of coal