"As the World Turns"

(I don't know) Yes, man
(Why this world keeps turning) As the world turns
('Round and 'round) We all experience things in life
(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)
Trials and tribulations
(I don't know) That we all must go through
(Why this world keeps turning) When someone wants to test us
('Round and 'round) When someone tries our patience
(But I wish it would stop and let me off right now)

[Verse 1]
I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsidaz, baby, and we suin' the courts
'Cause we dope as f**k and only get a 2 in The Source

Yo, they never should've booted me outta reform school (Uh-uh)
Deformed fool, takin' a sh*t in the warm pool
'Til they threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said, "It wasn't me, I got a twin"
Oh my God, it's you, not again (Ahh)

It all started when my mother took my bike away
'Cause I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave

After that, it was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin' teachers and jackin' off in front of my counselors

Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
f**k the next lesson, I'll pass the test guessin'
And all the other kids said, "Eminem is a thizz head
He'll never last, the only class he'll ever pass is Phys Ed"
Maybe true, 'til I told this b*t*h in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, she need a Slim Fast

(Who, me?) Yeah, b*t*h, you so big
You walked into Vic Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
(Well, I have never)
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in a headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
(Wait, wait, wait, wait)
I felt the evilness and started transformin' (Rrrahh)

It began stormin', I heard a bunch of cheerin' fans swarmin'
Grabbed that b*t*h by her hair, drug her across the ground (Come here, b*t*h)
And took her up to the highest divin' board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, it's too late to tell me stop
While I drop this b*t*h face down and watch her belly-flop

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