[Obie Trice]
Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks

[Intro]
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outisde, 'round the outside
Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside
Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back...

[Verse I]
I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me, mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker
Than the shock that they give me at the hospital
By the doctor, when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating
You waited this long to stop debating
Now I'm back, I'm on the stand and demonstrating
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
But you're husband's heart problem's complicating
Now the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and dip, come for your lips
Jump back, jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready, 'cause this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, **** you Debbie!
[Chorus]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
And it would feel so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
And it would feel so empty without me

[Verse II]
Little hellions! Kids, feeling rebellious
Embarassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin' like prisoners, helpless
Till someone comes around on a mission and yells it
A visionary, vision is scary
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my back
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my back, you asked for me
Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your bent antennae, tune it in and then I'm gonna
Enter in, into your head like a splinter
The centre of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids' ears and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents are free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me!
[Chorus]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
And it would feel so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
And it would feel so empty without me

[Verse III]
I'll go tit for tat with
Anyone who's talking this or that ****
Chris Kirpatrick, turn, I'll get your back kicked
Worse than those little Limp Bizkit ********
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
A thirty-six year old bald headed, flow me
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens to techno!
Just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been cool, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes it just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So that must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
So while I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Prestley
To do Black music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
Hey, here's a concept that works!
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It would seem so empty without me
[Chorus]
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
And it would feel so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me [na-na-na-na-na]
So everybody, just follow me [na-na-na-na-na]
'Cause we need a little controversy [na-na-na-na-na]
And it would feel so empty without me [na-na-na-na]

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