Eminem
Pimp Like Me

[Intro: Eminem, Bizarre & Dina Rae]
G-shit
What up? (Mmm)
I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth (Ooh)
This is straight G-shit (Ah)
And all you can do is respect it, so (Oh)

[Verse 1: Swifty McVay, Kon Artis & Dina Rae]
Well, I'ma state my name, Swift McVay (Ha)
None of y'all n***as got shit to say (Yeah)
Rhymes keep coming off like a toupee
Plus, I'm big-headed, running things my way (Yeah)
A selfish man, the back of the hand
Be slapping the hell out of hoes because I can (What? Ph)
Prostitute, I want my loot
And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man, and (N***a)
Y'all giving n***as what they needing (Yeah)
'Till bitches understand I'm mean, and
Swift McVay is blowing up
Courvosier 'til I'm throwing up
Wanna playa hate me, bitch, so what?
What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?
All you wanna do is wanna stick him up
You wanna rob me, but I got too much (Ha)
D12, naturally lifted
You n***as better duck when I cock the biscuit (Ah!)
You fuck with me, I fuck with you (Ah! Ah!)
Your entourage, n***a, fuck them too
I got grenades
What the hell your little 22 gon' do? (Oh, y'all ain't gon' shoot)
Y'all major soft
Cops getting mad 'cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough (Oh, oh, what? Yeah)
Blood and shit (Ha)
That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch
So, hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck (For real)
If you want head, then prepare to suck (Do it)
Even if the n***a don't care to nut
For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks
Respect the game, you just a slut (Yeah, oh)
So open your legs up and get my duck (Mm-mm-mm, bitch)
[Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae]
You just a ho
You just my ho
Dirty-ass ho
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
You just a ho
You just my ho
Dirty-ass ho
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
You just a ho
You just my ho
Dirty-ass ho
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
Go get my dough
Go bring me my dough
Dirty-ass ho
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch (I work for you, baby!)

[Verse 2: Proof, Eminem & Dina Rae]
I don't spit game, no longer than my name
The way my chain hang, my nuts do the same
Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me (Uh-huh)
Bitch, slut, whore or lady (Yup)
And knowing the fact I was born to mack
That's why I got a ho in the back, blowing my sack
Got good game, that's a hood thang
What did you bring? Loot or poon-tang?
Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
Tell that trick n***a ("Come back, please!")
Rob a L7, that's a square
You my bottom ho, you got to know (Ooh, ooh)
Off you, I plan to make a lot of dough (Oh)
So suck fast, bitch, and swallow slow
​*swish, slap* Ah! *slap* Ah!​​ Bitch, quit talking back (Mm, mm-mm-mm)
*swish, slap* Ah! *slap* Ah!​​ Now walk the track (Uh)
[Verse 3: Kon Artis & Eminem]
I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas
You get slapped 'fore we're short of cash (Ah!)
I get whiplash when I hit the gas
And I holla out the window of the hatch (Pfft)
(Where's my scratch?) Bitch, that's it
Suck it, stroke it, make me rich
As a token of my appreciation, it's
Another client for you to hit
I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation, trick
Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me
And I'ma slap you up in this truck (Agh!)
You must be out your mind or something
Crying and whining like you dying or something
Go suck some head until it aches for buffering
You don't work? You make nothing
I'm just another case of a lazy husband

[Verse 4: Kuniva, Eminem, Dina Rae, Kuniva & Eminem]
I want the paper stack (Ha)
Buy you an outfit, then take it back (Yeah)
When you page me, bitch, I never page you back
You only act a certain way that I make you act (What up?)
Hoes recognize, and n***as do too
'Cause they realize that n***as do shoot
Don't like a chick that act too cute
Bitch, hold my gat down when I shoot hoop (Oh yeah)
And don't be asking me all kind of questions
All harassing me, calling, stressing (Yeah)
Or I may have to release some aggression
Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
Looking for handouts like you my damn spouse
Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now (Ah)
Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house (Pssh)
Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch (Woah-oh, woah-oh)
[Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae]
You just a ho
You just my ho (Ooh, ooh-ooh)
Dirty-ass ho
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch (Ah)
You just a ho
You just my ho
Dirty-ass ho (Ooh, ooh-ooh)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch (Ooh-ooh)
You just a ho
You just my ho
Dirty-ass ho (Yeah, yeah)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
Go get my dough
Go bring me my dough (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Dirty-ass ho (Ooh-ooh)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch ('Cause I work for you, baby!)

[Verse 5: Bizarre & Dina Rae]
Sell that pussy
Sell that pussy, bitch (Ooh, yeah, yeah)
Get out there and switch
And go make Bizarre rich (Yeah, woah)
You gotta itch
You fucking dirty bitch
Now get on the corner
And start sucking some dicks (Yo)
N***as want pussy
And I need cash
So, mom, get out there
And start selling yo' dirty ass (Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, now!)
Bizarre quick to hit 'em
Then stick 'em
Fuck it;
I'll let you hear one of my victims:
("Somebody, help! I'm on 7 Mile and Muriel")
Shut up, bitch (Ooh-ooh)
You talk too much!
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt! (Uh)
You never seen a pimp like me
Out here, whoring
Shut your fucking mouth (Mm-mm)
And you'll be out by the morning (Mm-mm-mm)
'Cause I'm the dirtiest pimp
You ever heard of
Give me my five-thousand
And take this cheeseburger (Bitch!)
Go suck dick
At a bachelor party
So what if you on your period? (I want)
Blood never hurt nobody (My fuckin' money)

[Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae]
You just a ho
You just my ho (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Dirty-ass ho (Ooh)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
You just a ho
You just my ho
Dirty-ass ho (Ooh-ooh)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
You just a ho
You just my ho
Dirty-ass ho (Mm-mm-mm-mm)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch (Mm-mm-mm-mm)
Go get my dough (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Go bring me my dough
Dirty-ass ho (Ooh-ooh)
I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch ('Cause I work for you, baby!)

[Post-Chorus: Eminem & Dina Rae]
You just a ho
You just a ho (Ho)
That's all you is
You just a dirty-ass (Ho, ho, ho)
Bitch
A dirty-ass, nasty-ass
Stinky-ass, filthy-ass
Stanky-ass bitch
(You, you)
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
(La)
But I love you
(Aha-ha-ha, you can go again)
Kim
(Mm)
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Outro: Rondelle Beene & Dina Rae]
And there you have it, god damnit (Ooh-ooh)
The fundamentals of pimping
You heard it here first
From the Dirtiest Dozen you ever seen
In yo' god damn life
Yo, this is Rondell Beene on the scene
And we keep the pussy-holes smiling
Because we always wilding
You know what I'm sayin'?
Fuck all what everybody else talking 'bout
We'll let you know right here, that, pimping
It ain't dead, we love getting head
In a dirty-ass bed
That's just what we do
You know, when we throwing her-heroin parties
Back in 1968
That pussy is all great
I'll see you at 8:00, bitch