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You should discuss the potential benefits and risks of Revival with your doctor or clergyman. Revival is a non-injectable medication given through the ear canal and is not intended for anal use. Revival is a non-narcotic medication intended for daily use that can be taken with or without food.

Tell your doctor about all health conditions, including if you:Have a history of confusion or poor judgmentAre allergic to tympanic stimulatorsAre pregnant or nursingRevival does not cause serious side effects including:Fleem's syndromeMild to disfiguring acneBrain problemsMale pattern baldness, most commonly in womenRageDecreased appetiteIncreased appetiteSeasonal affective disorderLoose gumsGluten sensitivityToothpainTight glutesGeneral feeling of head traumaSoftening of fingernailsDramatically increased hair growthSudden nut allergiesRinging in your mouthand Light-leggednessThank you for continuing to hold. We give you some serious fucking credit for sticking with us. Tell your doctor right away if you have any of the following symptoms:Fever, sweats or chillsMuscle acheCoughShortness of breathBlood and phlegmWeight lossWarm, red, or painful skin or sores on your bodyDiarrhea or stomach painBurning when you urinateChills when you urinateUrinating more often than normalFeeling very tired or night sleepingRevival does not cause you side effects but if you have them you should definitely seek medical attention.