[Intro: DJ Butter Fingers]
Ooh, that's funky, that's funky
Ooh, that's funky, that's funky
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
Come on with me kids, say it

[Verse: MC Double M]
I am not a teacher, but I'm teachin' you a lesson
Put this in a class 'cause this is a part of my profession
Now this is called a gun, and a coffin means death
Which is exactly where you'll be (Ooh, that's funky, that's funky)
If you do not step
Now I am called an emcee (Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky)
And you are called a sucka
I'm somewhat of a genius, you a stupid motherfucker
Gave you somethin to dance to, but now I'm gettin serious
You wish you hadn't stuck around, cause I ain't gonna fuck around
Takin you out, MC or not
Step in my way, that's when you get dropped
For MCs I'll use a mic, for punks I'll use a gun
BANG! Now that's for thinkin' you could get some

[Spoken: DJ Butter Fingers & MC Double M]
That's really funny... you know *laughing*
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
You know what I'm sayyyyin'
Ooh!
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
Come on, baby!
Let's...