Eminem
Intro

[Skit: Crowd of People & Ken Kaniff]
Hey, who's that? (Is that, uh... Kurnal? Kurnival?)
Holy shit! Is-Is that D12? (What's his name? Kunightvolf?)
Mmm, that fat one lost weight though, mmm...
Hey, what do you guys think about Slaughterhouse?
Hey Bizarre, you're losing weight, your tattoos' sinking in
Holy hell! There go that damn nigger group again, they're-
I'm moving back to the suburbs
I'm not putting up with all that shit!
Is Justin- Is Justin Bieber gonna be on your CD?
(Holy shit! Is Royce da 5'9" in that group?)
Hey, where's Obie?
Wow, they're finally back man! I can't believe it!
Hey, weren't you with, uh, Walker Flocker in, uh
In that new song?
Is this a new single?
Ayy, there's that guy who called himself—
Ayy, ayy, fat guy, what's your name? I got some chicken
Mmm, I wish he had that shower cap on, mmm
One of you guys snort cocaine
You think I can get about a lil' nickel bag of it?
Ayy, sign my girl's tits, man!
Hey, let me get some Purple Pills, you guys!
Yeah, right on the new
Which one of you guys are fucking Mariah Carey?
No, that's their whole reality, you fucking assholes
Some of those pills
I look just like her
You guys beat anybody up at the awards this year?