[Intro: Aggressively Mediocre and Dijo]
This is a public service announcement.
Do not listen to this album in one sitting.
You will get brain damage.
Is that it? Do we need anything else?

Yea. Don't do drugs
Hi, my name is!
Wha? My name is!
Wha! My name is!
Chika chika Slim Shady!