Eminem
9 Year Old Rapper (Shit On You Eminem D12 Remix)
[Intro: Over9000]
My name is Lil' Over9000
And I'm only 9 years old
All y'all are just haters
What are doing with your lives?
Why yo momma make you so ugly?
Did I mention, that I'm only 9 years old?
And I'm flexin'
Youngest flexer in this bitch

[Verse 1: Over9000]
I’m Lit of the top like Hades
Quit debating
I’m a 90s baby
But I've been crazy since the 80s
Don’t get it, Mister?
But when you get the picture
Not top 5, but in time
I’ll Fit the painting
These rappers ain’t vicious
The gist is rap is all show
Like politicians when they kissed the baby
The Misters hate me
Diss em kiss they ladies [Inuyasha]
It all goes down in the Mercedes [OVER]
Over9gz, not the one you wanna toy with
What annoys me is that you're all horse shit
Grandma should’ve had the abortion, oh shit
She was Weezy when we F’d, I’m a martian [TOUCHIE!]
We bring the noise in
After sipping the poison, poor choices
Find out where you and boys live
With gas and a lit match
Listening to voices
Get you lit
Like my favorite Quavo choruses [MAMA!]
Of course bitch
I’m the hardest artist
You know regardless of the hottest charting
I’m awesome
Never disappoint
Wanna talk? set appointments
Drop the kinda shit that breaks the toilet [flush]
Over9 needles in a haystack
Ain’t nobody know where I stays at
Cause I be chilling under Sway’s hat
Real G face facts! Bitch or I’ll…

[Hook: Over9000]
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck your grandma and aunty and nephew
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck your Mom kids family
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck your chain and your face tat, bitch face facts
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck your IG and all your followers
I'll SHIT ON YOU

[Bridge: Over9000]
All them sexual innuendos
They say a n***a gone crescendo
Sucking dick remind her of her past life
Like a bitch trying to play Nintendo
Now it is about that time
Bout to grab all my friendos
Drive through like drive-by
Body 5 guys out the window

I used to be at the club b’fore 11’O clock
Now check this, Flow so electric, left em in shock
I’ve been sick
B’fore pops thought of effin ya moms
My spit passed the litmus and spilt, get me the mop
Over9gz hella be repping the mob
Dallas used to be on the map
I’m getting em on
It’s magic
Like my boy harry be whipping the pot
Avracadabra when I’m dabbing
Get me a wand!
I’d suit up
And leave a dot on ya like Rudolph
And shoot off
Your nose for scoot off [PEACE]
Come back and take some loot of ya
Bitch, I’m a nuanced
Influencer
Two arms to move on ya
Number 1 dropping number 2s on you
Who are you?
9’s getting loose
When I walk into yo mama house
Pull the llama out
[Hello Bitch]
Hi Feminist
You ‘prolly don’t remember this
But when you ever meet your therapist
Tell em this

[Hook 2: Over9000]
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck your side chick and your baby mamas
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck Fox news and all your propaganda
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck you and your gang affiliations
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck Sarah and this administration
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck your Momma, your son, and your daddy
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck your chain and your car and your house, bitch
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck your clout and your twitter, you fucking whore
I'll SHIT ON YOU
Fuck your family, did I say that already, fuck them still
Haha

[Outro: Over9000]
You can actually keep that
Yeah keep that shit
I'm over9000, I'm only 9 years old
Look at me rolling in the Mercedez Benz bitch
Y'all just fucking haters
What are you doing with your fucking lives?
Y'all ain't never seen cars like this in your fucking lives
What do have in your bank account
Did I mention, I'm only 9 years old?
I'm only fucking 9 years old
I don't even have a license
But I'm rolling all up in the bitch
What are you with your life?
Why yo momma make you so ugly?
Hold up, hold up, hold up
It's yo momma
I'mma ask her
Why she make you so ugly
Look dawg, like
Last year, I was 9 years old
This year... I'm 9 years old
And next year, I'mma still be
9 years old! bitch!