Eminem
Checkmate
(Intro: Eminem)
NIGWARD, YOU’RE A FUCKIN’ BLACK BITCH
COCK AINT REALLY FAT LIKE THAT FUCKER PATBITCH
YOU’RE TAKIN’ FAT SHITS WITH YOUR FUCKIN’ SHIT RAP BITCH
AS THE FAT FUCK WOULD SAY YOU’RE A FUCKIN’ HACK BITCH
CALL ME THANOS IMMA FUCKIN’ SNAP BITCH
YOU’RE JUST A DYING FAD BITCH, ALL YOU SAY IS CRAP BITCH
OTHER EM ALREADY DID THIS? DON’T GIVE A SHAT, BITCH
YOU JUST SHAT ON YOUR TRACKS IMMA VERBAL STAB, BITCH

(Verse 1: Eminem)
RETRO, YOU SHOULD JUST STOP HIDING
NOW WE KNOW YOU’RE NIGWARD AND KNOW THAT WE’RE FINDIN’
YOU’RE JUST A PUSSY, A BITCH, A DUMBASS RIGGER
A FAGGOT, HE’S CRACKIN, HE’S A DUMBASS NIGGER
I SEE YOU’RE STILL FUCKIN’ DRIPPIN’ YOU LIL BITCH
SMALL ASS BROWN DICK, FAGGOT ASS PUSSY SHIT
CALL ME A FAGGOT? YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN
NOW LIKE YOUR PARENTS IM GONNA LEAVE YOU TAKEN
YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, BITCH, YOU’RE FUCKING ADOPTED
YOUR ROTTEN BITCH PARENTS PICKED YOU UP FROM ADOPTION
JUST TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS CALL YOU PEWDIEPIE
HOW’S IT GOIN’ BROS YOU’RE GONNA FUCKIN’ DIE
REALLY THINK YOU’RE FUNNY CALLIN’ ME A CRACKER
YOUR BITCH, IMMA CRACK HER, HER TITS, IMMA SAG HER
NOW I SUGGEST THAT YOU QUIT ALL YOUR BITCHIN’
CONSIDERING YOU’RE A FAGGOT THAT PROBABLY EATS CHICKEN
FACIN’ EMINEM I KNEW YOU’D BE SHITTIN’
GONNA THROW A FIT WHEN YOU SEE THAT YOU AINT WINNIN’
AGAINST THE RAP GOD IT REALLY WASN'T A CONTEST
THE REAL SLIM SHADY STANDS UP TO FUCK A BROWN POSSESSED
VERSION OF INBREDWARD, CALM DOWN, NIGWARD
LOOKIN’ SO BROWN YOU REMIND ME OF MY FAT TURD
SAYIN’ THAT I’M OLD AND I’M A CHICKEN EATER
BITCH, I CREATED YOU, I’M LIKE YOUR DAMN FEEDER
BUT I GUESS I FUCKED YOU UP CAUSE YOU’RE AWFUL AT SMACK
HOW COULD YOU DARE TO TRY AND GO AGAINST THE BOOM BAP?
YOU’RE TAKIN’ A CRAP, I BET YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO FAP
CALL YOU KEEMSTAR, YOU’RE A RAT, AND PATBITCH IS FAT

(Verse 2: Eminem)
RETRO BITCH THINKS HE’S IN THE PAST, HE MUST BE RETRO
BRING HIM TO GODS PRESENT TO SHOW HIM HE SUCKS SHIT, THO
IT WAS INEVITABLE FOR ME TO MAKE A TRACK, HO
YOU ACT LIKE A CHILD, ROW ROW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BOAT
MY NAME IS! THE FUCKIN BLACK KILLER, GET TO THE SHITTER
AND CRY WHEN YOU REALIZE EM HAS BECAME YOUR KILLER
MAD CAUSE I MADE A DISS ON YOU, WHAT’LL NIGWARD DO
HAVE AN AUTISM ATTACK AND TAKE A VERY LARGE POO
YOU GET SCARED CAUSE YOUR IDENTITY IS FOUND OUT TOO?
YOU’RE A WEAK BITCH, IM STRONG LIKE BIRD SHIT ON BLACK SHOE
YOU’RE SO FUCKING DUMB I BET YOU WOULD PING TWITCH
YOU’RE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU HAVE SMALL ASS TITS
YOU DON’T HAVE ANY MIGHT. YOU CAN BARELY PUT UP A FIGHT
ORIGINALITY DIVING FASTER THAN LINKLIGHTS
COULDN’T MAKE A COMEBACK, NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST
CALL YOU HAIKE, TAKIN’ SHITES, FINGER UP YOUR ASS, IT’S
FUCKIN’ GROSS, GET ALL THAT CHICKEN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
DRINK SOME KOOLDAID, CHUG IT DOWN, WHAT YOU DO NOW
I THOUGHT KEVIN WAS BAD BUT NIGWARD IS WORSE
FATASS YOSHI, NOW HE’S A FATASS SMELLY TURD
SHAMROCK SHAKES 3 STILL ISN’T COMING OUT
YOU COULD TRY TO “SHAKE” THAT OFF, BUT I DO REALLY DOUBT
THAT YOU COULD DO THAT, CAUSE YOU- AFTER ALL YOU’RE A BITCH
SMELLIN’ LIKE MY SHIT, FLAT LIKE ANGIES FUCKIN’ TITS
GOT A BIG NOSE, BUT THAT’S SOMETHIN’ YOU KNOW
YOU’RE PROBABLY SO DUMB YOU’D EAT A CHICKEN BONE
I’M KNOWN TO DESTROY CLONES, DON’T ENTER MY ZONE
DUNNO WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE

(Verse 3: Eminem)
YOU DON’T GOT A BRAIN AND YOU DON’T GOT A BUTT
IT SEEMS THAT YOU’RE STILL SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS
LOOKIN’ KINDA YELLOW MAN, WHAT, NOW YOU PISS YOUR PANTS?
I’M KIND OF SURPRISED THAT YOU HAVEN’T BEEN BANNED
YOU PING LUKE ONCE WITH CHICKEN GREASE ON YOUR HANDS?
I’LL LEAVE YOU AND YOUR DUMBASS CHICKEN CANNED
I’VE HAD TO GO THROUGH KELLY AND NOT TO MENTION KRIS
NOW I’LL GO THROUGH YOU, YOU LIL PUNK ASS BITCH
WANT ME TO EAT YOUR ASS? THAT’S KIND OF GAY
I’LL MAKE SURE TO HIT YOUR BITCH ASS WITH THE NAE NAE
I KNOW YOU WILL PEE AND IT’S VERY CLEAR TO SEE
YOU LOVE CHICKEN EVEN MORE THAN DRAGON BALL Z
I’M OWNING A RE-TIRED CO-OWNER, I GET A BONER
WHEN I DESTROY YOU LIL BITCHES, FOREVER BE A LONER
IF I’M ASIAN, AND ALEN IS A FAGGOT
WE’LL BOTH CRUSH YOU AND STOMP ON YOU LIKE A MAGGOT
YOU CAN’T SAY THE S-WORD WHEN GOKU IS AROUND
UNLIKE SMART YOU DON’T GET ME SEXUALLY AROUSED
THIS ISN’T YOUR LUCKY DAY, ARE YOU IN THE BITCH GANG?
I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF YOU WANTED TO HANG
YOURSELF, BEND THE KNEE AND PUT YOU ON THE SHELF
CALL YOU PATBITCH CAUSE YOU PROBABLY EAT KELP
SAY I EAT SHIT BUT YOU’RE EATING IT FIRST
A RAP GOD DONT DIE ‘TIL A BLACK BITCH DIE FIRST
BLOW UP LIKE A MUTANT CREEPER, YOU STAND NO CHANCE
SUCH A BITCH ASS FAGGOT, CAN’T HANDLE A STABLE ROMANCE
YOU DON’T GOT GRACE AND YOU DON’T GOT CLASS
IF I GOTTA BE HONEST YOUR MOM HAS A HUGE ASS
AFTER THIS YOU’LL GO :BOOM:, ILL GIVE YOU A :PUNCH:
I BET YOU DRINK PISS AND YOU DRINK FUCKIN’ FRUIT PUNCH
LEAVIN THE GROUP CAUSE I KNOW YOU’RE SCARED OF ME
SPILL THE FUCKING TEA, BUT YOU’RE BLIND, CANT SEE
YOU’LL BE IN A DECLINE WHEN I FUCK WITH YOUR MIND
YOU’RE MORE SCARED OF ME THEN YOU ARE OF HEROBRINE
UGLY ASS CRIME SHOES, MORE LIKE FAKE YEEZYS
RAPE YOUR DICK THEN I’LL TOUCH YOUR FUCKING FEETSIES

(Verse 4: Eminem)
SPEAKING OF UGLY, LOOK AT YOU, I’M JUST CRYIN’
ARE YOU FROM FAMILY GUY? I’LL CALL YOU BRIAN
WHERE IS YOUR HAIR? DO YOU HAVE LICE
I BET YOUR COCK IS GOD DAMN UNCIRCUMSIZED
YOU GOT A NIGGY BRAIN AND SOME AWFUL NIGGY SHITS
MORE UNFUNNY THAN YOUR NAMES OF YOUR PLAYLISTS
CHANGE YOUR ICON AND NAME EVERY FUCKING DAY
JUST SETTLE ON SOMETHING, ARE YOU OLD ALEN, YOU GAY?
I THOUGHT KURBS NIGWARD WAS BAD, BUT NOW WE GOT THIS
A THIRD FUCKING ONE WITH NO DICK AND NO TITS
I DON’T EVEN NEED A KILLSHOT TO TAKE THIS BITCH DOWN
BUST A FAT NUT AND THAT SHIT IS LOOKIN’ BROWN
OH WAIT, SHIT, THAT’S YOU! YOU’RE MY FUCKING CUMMIES!
YOU GOT THE MUNCHIES AND NOW YOU ACT LIKE A DUMMY
CAUSE YOU THINK YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
I GOTTA PUT AN END TO YOU WITH YOUR SMALL COCK
YOU’RE NOT GETTING A GUN, NOR EVEN A SPRITE
YOU’RE NEVER GETTING CHICKEN, CAN’T PUT UP A FIGHT
YOU’RE A BIKINI BOTTOM BITCH, LET’S FACE THE FACTS
YOU’RE A SMELLY FUCKING CUNT THAT SMELLS LIKE SHAT
YOU CAN’T FUCKIN’ FAP WARD, LOOKIN’ LIKE JAP, WARD
PUT AN END TO THIS FAGGOT WITH A COUPLE WORDS
LEMME JUST GRAB MY DIAMOND SWORD AND-

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BITCHES DOING
(Verse 5: Nigward)
Hey Nigward, you’re kind of looking like a chicken!
Two Nigwards? I’ll destroy both of you bitches!
You look fucking autistic and you’re probably gay
Oh.. wait.. Shit.. we.. look exactly the same..
Let’s start off with Kurby’s Nigward first
My main rival and he’s the absolute worst!
The OG from the ERBOC, you got a small er-cock
I’m making stocks and I’m building lots of blocks!
I’m the failed experiment? I’M THE OG
And you’re a dumb n***a! What’s there not to see
Are you taking shits or shats? I’ll leave you dead!
You’ll be the one who will be bleeding out red!
You have shit bars, you can’t go very far
You ain’t unique, you’d make a disstrack on a car!
You think my dick is microscopic? Nah, IT’S FAT
Speaking of fat, let’s talk about this bitch that shats
Patbitch, how could you betray me too?
A Pink shit bitch, I’m gonna take a huge poo
On you, do you even use any condoms?
Making more and more shits, you do got some Problems
Spongedick hit me on text, we had a nice call
Now you better bend down when I lick your black balls
Used to be my boy but now you’re just a bitch!
Lay in my ditch and you’re eating lots of shit!
This is the chronicles on how I beat all of your asses
Even more of a fag then motherfucking Faglen
And Nigward, you speak more gibberish than Foof Faff
You got a small ass and you smell like fucking crap
You’re gonna be hitched you dumbass bitch
Got a gummy clit cause I can barely see your dick!
When I spit out this verse, you won’t be left alive
Crying in your room call it Nigwards Nuicide!