[Intro]
'Cause some things just, don't change
It's better when they stay the same
Although the whole world knows your name
So on a, bigger stage
They, came to see you spit your game, whoa
It shouldn't be difficult, to explain
Just why you came back again
You hate the fame, love the game
Cold as ice, you remain, I hate 'em all
Tell 'em all, eat this, here we go again

[Verse 1]
You can get the trick, just call me a ballbag, I'm nuts
Michael Vick in this club, dog—fall back, you mutts!
Freakin' worms, you've never seen such a sick puppy
Chuck it, a sick duck, I want my duck sicked, mummy
And the mutts licked, gobble 'em up, trick, yummy
But you don't think I really know that you suck, trick, dummy?
You'll get your butt kicked, jump all the love tricks, honey
Yeah, I laugh when I call you a buss, it's funny
Shorty, dance, while I diss you to the beat, all the words
You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah, struck a nerve, sucker
You know that, might as well let my lips pucker
Like Elton John, 'cause I'm just a mean cock
Sucker, this shit is on 'cause you went and pissed me off
Now I'm hittin' and pissin' on everybody
Give a damn if it's right or wrong
So puff the Buddha, light a bong, but take a look at Mariah
Next time I inspire you to write a song—come on!

[Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty below
Ask me why, man, I just don't know
No-no-no, no-no, no
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Blow-blow-blows
Blow-blow, blows, oh, oh-oh
[Verse 2]
You know I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth
Y'all are sittin' ducks, I'm the only goose standin'
I'll set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out
Stick it up in a circle, but I'm not screwin' around
Mother, forget showin' you pussy-footin'
I'll kick a chick in the butt 'til I bruise her cheeks
And look like a frickin' whoopee cushion
Who the heck is you pushin'?
You musta mistook me for some sissy soft punk
Lookin' for some nookie or bosom
Go ahead, freakin' hater, push me!
I told you ain't no freakin' way to shush me
Call me a asshole 'cause I hate to push me
Man yourself up, sissy, G's up, all you gardeners freeze up
Put your shoes down, "Shady ease up!
Man, chill!" Nah, I can't, goddamn it, rap is a landfill
Drop the anvil, these are shoes that you can't fill
Man, the day that happens the world will stop spinnin'
And Michael J. Fox'll come to a standstill
During a earthquake, urine in your face
'Cause you're fake (*lightning noise*) Ow! What the-? That hurt, wait!
(*Lightning noise*) Ow! What the-? I just got struck by lightnin'
Alright then, I quit, God, I give up
Call it evil that men do
Lord, forgive me for what my pen do
"This is for your sins, I cleanse you
And you can repent, but I warn you
If you continue, to Hell I'll send you"
And just then the wind blew, and I said...
[Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty below
Ask me why, man, I just don't know
No-no-no, no-no, no
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Blow-blow-blows
Blow-blow, blows, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh

[Verse 3]
How long will I be this way? Shady until my dyin' day
'Til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say
"So long," 'til then, I'll drop the freakin' bombs
Like I missed the pass when I went long
If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass in a lint thong
Now sing along, what, this, what, that, learn the words to the song
"Homie just don't like that," homie, I'll be nicer to women
When Aquaman drowns and the Human Torch starts swimmin'
Man, I'm a cold soul, I roll solo
So, don't compare me to them other bums over there
It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums, yeah
I'm bananas, homie, cut off the grapes and grow a pair
But I swear, you try to diss me, I'll slaughter you
I put that on everything, like everyone does with Auto-Tune
The last thing you want to do is have me spit out a rhyme
And say, "I was writing this and I thought of you," so

[Chorus]
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
When it snows and it's twenty below
Ask me why, man, I just don't know
No-no-no, no-no, no
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows
Blow-blow-blows
Blow-blow, blows, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh

[Outro]
I don't know, I don't know what caused
I don't know what caused me to be this way
I don't know, I don't know
But I'll probably be this way 'til my dyin' day
I don't know why I'm so, I'm so cold
Mean things I don't mean to say
I guess this is how you made me