[Chorus: Eminem (Kelvin King)]
Hi, my name is, my name is, my name is, (nah)
Hi, my name is, my name is, my name is, (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Hi, my name is, my name is, my name is, (look)
(I'ma tell y'all a little story)
Hi, my name is, my name is, my name is, (uh)

[Verse 1:]
Hi kids, do you like violence? (nah)
Wanna crash in, to a (building), in an airplane, like I did (no, thanks)
Wanna take drugs, wanna rape sluts, like I did? (nope)
Try murder and get locked up just like my wife is? (Huh?)
My mind's murderous, locked in a room with murderers
But I can't figure out which one of my victims' a murderer
And all my friends say, "Kelvin King is a disshead
He'll never get away with all the shit he says, he's a dickhead"
Well, first off, fuck you, and fuck your sister too
I dropped your father off a bridge, and he fell in a swimming pool
Got pissed off and and ripped your throat right out your neck
And tucked a pistol in my chest, and threw your AK's on the deck
I smacked a thug, gave him the plug, told him to run
Faster than a white bitch who keeps biting her tongue
"Kelvin, God damn it, that motherfucker hurt!"
I don't give a fuck, it could've been much worse (bitch)

[Chorus: Eminem (Kelvin King)]
Hi, my name is, my name is, my name is, (nah)
Hi, my name is, my name is, my name is, (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Hi, my name is, my name is, my name is, (look)
Hi, my name is, my name is, my name is, (uh)