[Intro: Eminem]
I'd be a horrible mixtape DJ
I would be really fuckin' bad
This is motherfuckin' Eminem!
Or just Eminem, whatever you wanna call me
And you're listenin' to motherfuckin' easy listenin' sounds er-
Whatever, clean your fuckin' earwax out
This is motherfuckin' DJ Kay Slay, The Drama King
And, it goes a little somethin' like this...
Yo, turn that click off
A'ight, yo...

[Verse: Eminem]
My music is soothin' but it's also been proven
That it can put you in the mood to jump outta your car while it's movin'
You been waitin' on this moment, my sermon is like a omen
I'm servin', I'm Erick Sermon, I saw the window was open
And I jumped through it, my shit if you don't get pumped to it
I quit, here's my rhyme book, go 'head and thumb through it
And pick what you want from it, rummage and find somethin'
You can use to jump someone and roll up bumpin'
I'm constantly coppin' over you, squattin', shit has gotten
To the point where I ain't even writin' no more, I'm just jottin'
This is chicken scratch, shit is sickenin', I been kickin' ass
Off bullshit throwaway rhymes, pick a batch
I live for the love of rap, you crazy
I've made beats for Jay-Z for free, page me
You need a beat, you Canibus? Then it's Dre's fee
You Kay Slay? The fee's waived, I stay beefin'
With J.D. 'til the day Dre 2-ways me
That it's okay to stop blazin' him
Oops! I put it out, I 'pologize now
It's too late, G, it's on tape and the tape leaked
"Say What You Say," motherfucker
Drama King, Kay Slay, motherfucker
We dictate these mixtapes, motherfucker
Xzibit, blaze this little gay midget cocksucker