[Intro]
Aitch 2.0 on the track
With BJ Tracey
Alright lets go
Wait
Who the fuck's Tay Keith?

[Pre-Chorus]
I said "Give me brain"
Family trip to Spain
Uncle Rick sucked my dick on the plane
Soon my G got caught, went to court, that's a shame

[Chorus]
Big tub of lube in my bag
When I saw him next, on my arse he came
Cuh, when he pulled out I came
One stroke, two stroke, then he came
He said "Wagwan, what's going on?"
"Why am I wet?", I just came
Cuh, when he pulled out, I came
One stroke, two stroke, then he came
He said "Wagwan, what's going on?"
"Why am I wet?", I just came

[Verse 1]
Just spaffed on a girl called Mary
Face look scary, vag real hairy
Rather shag my step bro Jerry
Good with the balls like he's John Terry
Ain't washed my willy in days
Oh my days that shit's smelly
Spent all my P, that's pennies
I'm in Brighthouse tryna cop a new telly
And when the time hits 3 skirt to the school
I'm stood outside with a semi
Got a hard on in my new speedos
I ain't a pedo, I'm only 20
Clearin' all my history daily
I ain't gone crazy, it's just to be sure
Only watch 18+ vids
I don't like kids, only mature
These kicks on my feet from Shoezone
How'd you afford 'em?
Sold my phone
My mum got a Wonga loan
The money's been blown
They've taken our home
All the boys will get it
Splurged on your Mums cat, don't regret it
Your nans SuperDry like my tee but I wet it
Fill her arse with with my fuel, unleaded
[Pre-Chorus]
I said "Give me brain"
Family trip to Spain
Uncle Rick sucked my dick on the plane
Soon my G got caught, went to court, that's a shame

[Chorus]
Big tub of lube in my bag
When I saw him next, on my arse he came
Cuh, when he pulled out I came
One stroke, two stroke, then he came
He said "Wagwan, what's going on?"
"Why am I wet?", I just came
Cuh, when he pulled out, I came
One stroke, two stroke, then he came
He said "Wagwan, what's going on?"
"Why am I wet?", I just came

[Verse 2]
Yeah
Stacey is butters and that
Need a bag when I tap, Imma spaff on her back
I let her suck on my sack
Then Reisha be phonin' but she lookin' clapped
And she a slag on the snap
Got the duttiest flaps
Still I'll be shaggin' on that
I'm wit' ya Dad and I'm watchin' him fap
I never cap on the track
Said he's too young and my cocks too small
But he got buss down like BJ's chain
Know a smart don and his name Dave
Yo, I ain't gay but he gave me brain
Sucked on my toes in Subway
I ain't got a footlong but he still don't complain
On my bum he just came
Spunk on the sheets
Clean up and left bare stains
Two fat ones givin' man stress
I feed em' both, big back with the batty
Reisha still wantin' a patty
Sold out maccies, Stacey a skatty
We gangbang when they get chatty
Tag team sesh with my Uncle Barry
They got fanny, wide as a valley
Tryna pull down my Lonsdale trackies
[Pre-Chorus]
I said "Give me brain"
Family trip to Spain
Uncle Rick sucked my dick on the plane
Soon my G got caught, went to court, that's a shame

[Chorus]
Big tub of lube in my bag
When I saw him next, on my arse he came
Cuh, when he pulled out I came
One stroke, two stroke, then he came
He said "Wagwan, what's going on?"
"Why am I wet?", I just came
Cuh, when he pulled out, I came
One stroke, two stroke, then he came
He said "Wagwan, what's going on?"
"Why am I wet?", I just came