[Intro: Eminem and Chaos Kid]
Come on dog, we got to bust now
I got my foot caught in the undertwist post of your bed

[Verse 1: Eminem and Chaos Kid]
But that's okay because I got the [?] head
[?]
Yo James can I start this off
Yeah you can because you know your the boss
Well, I'mma kick it like this
Yo I'm on the mic and I get pissed
Now, when I'm kicking these rhymes
I'm on the mic and it's just about time
Once I start the flow, I cut you off
And it's time to go
So yo James, let's start the rhyme
If your underarm smell and your ass itches
It must be time for the two-bit twitches
The two-bit twitches, the two-bit twitches
I got them bitches and I got them itches
I think you are getting too baked for your britches
But that's okay because I'm on the road to the riches
It's not your hair, I think it's your armpits
It's not your hair
I think it's your armpits
It's not your hair, ooh
I think it's your armpits
[Spoken]
Shh, be quiet
My mom's sleeping
It's not your hair, I think it's your armpits
Is this a mic right here?
Yo, let's bust some freestyle singin'
"It's not your hair, I think it's your armpits"

[Verse 2: Chaos Kid]
Well, I walked up to this girl the other day
She said: "Baby, you smell like you just were rolling around in the hay"
I said: "Baby, don't try to diss, all I want is a little kiss"
And all you keep doing, is throwing them lies my way

[Chorus]
So I'll just say
It's not your hair, I think it's your armpits
I'll just say
It's not your hair, I think it's your armpits

[Verse 3: Chaos Kid]
Well she looked at me
And said: "Baby, I can't find the reason why, you smell every single season"
So I just said, that I can't give you a reply right now
She said, "Oh"
And like Bart Simpson, I said "Don't have a cow"
Cause you know, that I'm so fresh
And I pants, all the MCs tests
I might smell, but it really doesn't matter
Cause, all these rhymes you will chatter
Even if it's not my hair, it's my armpits
I'll bust a funky rhyme for the people anyway
If it's not my hair, It's my armpits
Yo
[Verse 4: M&M]
Now, James, you must start the rhyme
Because, it's now time for me
To bust all these rhymes that I have in my head
Now, I'm gonna sing In [?]
But I'm still just gonna bring you the [?] from my mouth
Because now I have to bust a story
Now I try to keep rhythmic pattern
Because I got them rhymes that you chatter
Now I have to bust a story
I've already said it so I might as well get it underway
Now I seen this girl and she said she would rock my world
So I said (What?) Would you like to come over to my house
She said no so I dissed the ho
I gotta go, she said "Where you goin'?"
"To the store", is what I replied
And I broke north like a chicken

[Break]
You fuckin' sped, you ruined the song
I'm [?] enjoying myself
Well fuck it I'm tired of it now
Break it down
Now break it down with the raw beat just rock
Break it down with the raw beat just rock
Yo, this the mix on Marshall radio 96
We gonna break it down 96.1
And we just came here to have fun
[Verse 4: M&M, Chaos Kid]
Girl I must warn you
I smelled something strange
Situation is serious
Step away you doin' bodily harm
Oh you got so much odor, deadly
You wish you could [?] my dick
The odor that was slow from the start
Situation is serious
[?] smells like a fart
It's driving me outta my mind
That's why its hard for me to fuck
Can't get you outta my nose
You stink, I think you need some deodorant
I think you need some deodorant quick
Oh baby I'm not tryin' to diss you
But you smell like a rotten dick
Yo, deodorant
Move it in slow like a flow
Lookin' for a mellow fellow that smell like a ho
Yo, you need that douche
Yo homebaby it's time to get loose
[?] we don't smell like hoes
We got that deodorant every time we flow
And we just keep rockin'
Our arms never smell like weird dirty socks
And keep on flowin' just like that
Sucker MCs smell like scat cat
But yo, I could read right through her
I know she's a loser cause me and crew used to do her
[?] I know she was a lo-loser, me and the crew used to do her
Cause I mean we're losers
And if me and the crew used to do her
I know she's a loser
And I know she stinks
Cause I was down there that night

[Outro]
Yo man this is called, this is called
All the questions you ever had about odor and more
[?]
The Marshall radio FM mix