[Skit: Jeff Bass & Eminem]
This is a public service announcement
Brought to you, in part, by Slim Shady (Tell them that the–)
The views and events expressed here are totally fucked (Yeah)
And are not necessarily the views of anyone
However, the events and suggestions that appear on this album
Are not to be taken lightly (Tell them that–)
Children should not partake in the listening of this album
With laces in their shoes (Tell them that–)
Slim Shady is not responsible for your actions (Let them know–)
Upon purchasing this album
You have agreed not to try this at home (Right)
A-anything else?
Yeah, don't do drugs