[Produced by Dr. Dre]
[Hook x2]
Hi, my name is, what?
My name is, who?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
Hi, my name is, huh?
My name is, what?
My name is, chka-chka Slim Shady
[Intro]
Excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second?
[Verse 1]
Hi kids, do you like Primus? (Yeah, yeah!)
Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try 'cid and get messed up worse than my life is?
My brain's dead weight
I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
And Dr. Dre said
"Slim Shady, you's a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh!
"So why's your face red? Man, you wasted!"
Well, since age twelve I felt like a caged elf
Who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (Blblblblblbl!)
Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off, kissed them and said, "I didn't know silicone was supposed to be this soft!"
I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass
Faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
Come here, lady
"Shady wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!"
I don't give a damn
Dre sent me to tick the world off!
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn.)
Thanks a lot, next year I'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Told him to change the grade of the paper (NOW.)
Walked in the club and I had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, and walked out with the tipcup
Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they're screaming at me
"Let's just be friends!"
99 percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about drugs and name it after her (Here, mom!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
So I signed it:
"Dear Dave, thanks for the support, elohssa!"
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Stop the tape!
This kid needs to be locked away! (GET HIM!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [screaming]
Am I coming or going? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid, dare me to drive? (Go ahead.)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years
My palms too hairy to hide [whoops]
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk [krr]
I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breastfeed me mom!? (WAH!) You ain't got no tits!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
With a bulletproof vest on and tap myself in the head (Blblblblblbl!)
I'm steaming mad
And by the way, when you see my dad
Ask him if he bought the porno mag to see my ad
[Hook]
