Dear Joe
We voted
But you still ain't callin'
We burnt Kenosha, an AutoZone
And a precinct out in Portland
And found 200,000 votes in Autumn
At 4 in the morning
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes we use dead people's addresses when we're votin'
But anyways
Fuck it
What's been up, man?
How's Kamala?
I'm a trans woman In California
So I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Hunter
I read about your buddy Jeffery too
I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself ovеr some bitch named Hillary Rodham
I know you probably hear this еvery day
But I'm your biggest fan
We even switched the ballots for you in that Wisconsin scam
And we use 'Act Blue' to launder all your illegal Chinese cash
I like that '94 Crimes Act, too
That shit was phat
Anyways
I hope you get this, man
Hit me back
Just to chat
Truly yours
Your biggest fans
BLM
Antifa's got us wondering why
We bothered to vote at all
When BLM just broke my window
But the news called it peaceful though
And even if I fought
It would all be said
I'm just a MAGA deplorable
But it reminds me
That it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Blim
I still ain't call or wrote
I haven't had the chance
I ain't mad
I just think if you vote for Trump
Then you ain't black!
If you didn't want to protest all summer, you didn't have to
But you coulda helped out and came to the empty rallies too
I mean, come on man
I'm 78 years old
I waited in the blistering cold for you
For 4 hours and you just said no
That's pretty shitty, man
I'm a Democratic idol
Guess you shoulda voted Bernie, man
He likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though
I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we meant in Scranton?
You said we were 'Truenunderpressure', man
See, I'm just like you in a way
I never knew Kamala either
She used to cheat in court and sleep with leaders
See, I can relate to black people
Barack was kinda one
That's why I advocate for y'all until my teleprompter is off
I know you don't really got shit else
That's why I keep you all in debt
I even promised you new jobs
But gave ya food stamps instead
Antifa's got us wondering why
We bothered to vote at all
When BLM just broke my window
But the news called it peaceful though
And even if I fought
It would all be said
I'm just a MAGA deplorable
But it reminds me
That it's not so bad
It's not so bad

Dear Mr. racist piece of shit old white man
This will be the last ballot I ever send your ass
It's been like 3 month of broken words
I don't deserve it
I know you saw our last two riots
We even got some people murdered
So here's my confession I'm sending you
I hope you hear it
I'm blocking cars right now
Protesting up on the freeway
Hey Joe
I drank your phony Kool-Aid
That Scranton fire
You know that song by Miranda Lambert?
It's called White Liar
About some girl who couldn't stop some old white guy from lying
And then she warned him
But he didn't listen
So at the end she exposed him
That's kinda how this is
You coulda stopped us from violence
But you didn't
You said Antifa is an idea
Not a movement
Instead you championed violence and destruction that we caused
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
We loved you Joe
We coulda ran together
Think about it
You ruined it now
I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when your ass is impeached
I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Joe
Shut up Nancy
I'm trying to talk
Hey Joe, that's Pelosi screaming over Chuck
They're both trying to get our votes and buy us out
But we're not like you
Cause if we burn it down
We'll get some press then get our way too
Well
Gotta go
I'm watching CNN now
Oh shit, Trump was right
The Democrats just sold us out
Antifa's got us wondering why
We bothered to vote at all
When BLM just broke my window
But the news called it peaceful though
And even if I fought
It would all be said
I'm just a MAGA deplorable
But it reminds me
That it's not so bad
It's not so bad