Eminem
Pissshot
[Opening Verse: Hijabi & Michaelwave THE Freshman]
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
X-X-X-Xeno Carr!
Tommy, Bomby
Uhhhh, Romney
Mitt Romney
Commies
Salami
Tsunami
Bonnie
Johnny
Blow Me, bitch
Afghanistan, shit
Stupid ass, bitch
Sugma, sugma dick
Fuck!
Stupid ass undeveloped sperm cell what's this
Beef part 2, I'ma click this shit

[Bridge: TommyLOLLL]
DON'T, fuck with me, bitch
Bitch ass little boy
You have a, small little weiner
You little fucking bitch

[Intro: Eminem & Michaelwave THE Freshman]
You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your friends become your haters
Y'all done?
"Fuckin' Michael's weird"
Alright
We doin' this once
You yellin' at the mic
Why you yellin' at the mic?
[Verse: Michaelwave THE Freshman]
My homie just hit me on a text
Tommy made a vid'? Who’s next?
Wait, he dissed me? I'm perplexed
Insult me in a song, complement me over text?
Damn, Tommy I’m sorry that I didn’t watch your video
Sending your shit to me that’s rather silly yo
Realized I forgot to text you back
Justice a message from your father, he likes little kids ball sack
Stan, Stan, son
Listen, man, Michael isn't mad
But how you gonna be scared of a damn gun
And fuck with er’one?
Justory spoke, keep cappin’, unreliable
Fucking joke, boutta get choked
Say I don’t have any hope, couldn’t faze me
I say you're a homophobe and you're crazy
Tommy’s reply got the crowd yelling, "Woo!"
So before you die let's see who can out-petty who
With your corny lines ("Mike racist")—ow, Tommy, ooh
What a shitty guy, with his fake ass views
Tommy just face it, you’re a pussy of a dude
Now let's talk about somethin' I don't really do
Insulting people online and being rude
But you've got no skill
Now I'ma make a chicken out of you, woo!
Hoe, chill, actin' like you stopped racism and you’re such a hero
Hero? Bitch, you ain't a decent fellow
I'ma write some shit about you and I’ll waste this lead (Brrt)
Sayin’ sped, that's the only roast you got still (Hold up)
Dissin' after I end this? that’s ideal
What the fuck is your goal, to act hard? or make videos?
'Cause I'm takin' a shit on 'em, Tommy, you need better material
..."You a cry baby"…
"Yo, Mike, your last song sucked
You said you raped somebody, oh shoot, that was 2 songs ago
What do you know? Oops"
Know your facts before you come at me, lil' goof
He's choking on dick till he turns blue
This isn’t homophobic it’s true, ho
Better than me? No, you the whack me, it's funny but so true
I'd rather be 2016 me than prime years you
'Til I'm hitting old age
Still can fill a whole page with a 10-year-old's rage
You want my beat, here lil' kiddy, go play
You’re the white version of Jay
Got the Justice okay so you spent your whole day
Shootin' a video just to fuckin' dig your own grave
Got you at your own wake, I'm the billy GOAT
You ain't never made a list next to no Biggie, no Ye
Next to Justory and that Leray hoe, you about to really blow
Tommy, they'll be putting your name
Next to Sela, next to Sheewolf—die, motherfucker!
Like the last motherfucker sayin' my name in vain
Alien brain, you anti-semitist
My biggest flops are your greatest hits
The game's mine again and ain't nothin' changed but the locks
So before I slay this bitch I, mwah, give your ex a kiss
Gotta wake up Saturday to this (The fuck?)
Bein' white-shamed by some prick usin' my name for clickbait
In a state of bliss 'cause I said his goddamn name
Now I gotta cock back, aim
Yeah, bitch, pop Champagne to this! (Pop)
It's your moment
This is it, as big as you're gonna get, so enjoy it
Had to give you a career to destroy it
Lethal injection!
Go to sleep six feet deep, I'll give you a B for the effort
But if I was three-foot-eleven
You'd look up to me, and for the record
You would suck a dick to fuckin' be Justory for a second
Lick a ball sack to get on my channel
Give your life to be as solidified
This muthafuckin' shit is like Rambo when he's out of bullets
So what good is a fuckin' machine gun when it's outta ammo?
Had enough of this Dennis lookalike mumble rapper
How the fuck can him and I battle?
He look like Hotel Transylvania
I'll give him my samples
'Cause he knows, long as I'm Michael he's gon' have to buy a fuckin’ bible
Exhaustin', letting off on my offspring
Suck Justice’s dick, bitch, get off me!
You suck around it cause you a master at oral, we can all see
You're fuckin' salty
'Cause someone else is balls-deep inside of Maddie
You dick getter, you trendsetter
You dress better? I rap better
That a death threat or a love letter?
Stupid white ass prick
Thinks it's over a diss, I just don't like you, prick
Thanks for dissing me
Now I had an excuse on the mic to write "Not Alike"
But really I don't care who's in the right
But you're losin' the fight that you picked
Who else want it? Hell! your attempt failed! Justory—L's!
Fuckin' nails in these coffins as soft as Cottonelle
Pissshot, I will not fail, I'm with my crew still
But this idiot's boss dropped out and tells him he's got skills
But, Tom, the day you put out a hit is the day Justice admits
That he wanted to get Christian killed, ah!
I'm sick of you bein' whack
And still usin' that muthafuckin' Auto-Tune
So let's talk about it (Let's talk about it)
I'm sick of your lying ass mouth
Need to get the cock up out it
Before we can even talk about it (Talk about it)
I'm sick of the musty hair and earrings
Just cause he looks in the mirror and think
That he’s Luffy (Luffy)
Don't mean you are, and you're not about it
So Tommy just leave his dick in your mouth and keep my name out it
[Outro: Michaelwave THE Freshman]
You fuckin'-oh
And I'm not playing Justice
You know I hate you too