Did you ever have to kiss someone?
In the middle of a blizzard?
Well I have

Knees weak
Doesn't know where he is going
'Cause it's snowing, and the cold wind is blowing
Don't you know, that the scarf's around the neck
But the lips are getting hardened
Oh, what the heck
Then I, meet my girl at the center of the street
The kind of lady that you know that I'd like to meet
Not the sort of person I would ever wanna diss
And so I
Lean over to her to give her a littlе kiss
But, oh my god
Yeah, she's 'bout to forsake mе
Don't you know 'cause all my lips are flaky
Yeah
That's the kind of thing she detects
Oh my god, why did I not use Carmex on my

Ch-cha-cha-chapped lips
(Chapped lips)
Ch-cha-cha-chapped lips
(Chapped lips)
Ch-cha-cha-chapped lips
I'm just not a moist man