[Verse 1]
Hope it ain't no time real soon
But we know one thing's for true
One of these days, the good Lord's callin' me
Hey y'all ain't got to go to church
Use my truck, don't rent no hearse
You ain't gotta dig six feet, I just need three

[Chorus]
You bury me upside down
Right in the heart of this old town
Here lies a man with one thing left to say
You put my middle fingers up
To all the folks that said I's trash
Bury me upside down, so the world can kiss my ass

[Verse 2]
To my exes and my boss
Teams that I bet on that lost
Every bartender that ever cut me off
Let mе get this off my chest
Let mе make one last request
Before y'all lay this homeboy down to rest

[Chorus]
You bury me upside down
Right in the heart of this old town
Here lies a man with one thing left to say
You put my middle fingers up
To all the folks that said I's trash
Bury me upside down, so the world can kiss my ass
[Bridge]
And if there ever comes a day when they stop hatin' on my name
Well hell, I might roll over in my grave
But until that day

[Chorus]
You bury me upside down
Right in the heart of this old town
Here lies a man with one thing left to say
You put my middle fingers up
To all the folks that said I's trash
Bury me upside down, so the world can kiss my ass

[Outro]
Oh, y'all can kiss my ass
Pucker up motherfucker