Tacocat
Plan A, Plan B
Met him at a show
Said do you wanna go
Out sometime
And sing karaoke
Shy flirtation
Small conversation
Zero expectation

Had a couple drinks
He's smarter than you think
Maybe worth a fling
Take me to your house
Throw me on your couch
I want to turn you out

Plan B for your plan A
Plan B for your plan A
What was your plan A?
Plan B for your plan A

Forgot to take a pill
No big deal
I don't think it's got that sex appeal
But sure enough
He can keep up
Calls your bluff
Try your best
Had safe sex
Faulty latex
Someone that you worked with
Had a stupid class with
Now it's time to panic
Plan B for your plan A
Plan B for your plan A
Plan B for your plan A
What was your plan A?

Met him at a show
Said do you wanna go
Out sometime
And sing karaoke
Take me to your house
Throw me on your couch
I want to turn you out