Bathwater sex, contraception
I think I’ve got a urinary tract infection

Super fucking horny and I can’t have sex
(Close those legs, close those legs, close those legs!)
Super fucking horny and I can’t have sex
(Close those legs, close those legs, close those legs!)

My vagina is infected
(My vagina is infected!)
My vagina is defected
(My vagina is defected!)

Thought I had to pee, but that was a lie
(UTI! UTI!)
Thought I had to pee, but that was a lie
(UTI! UTI!)

Cranberry pills, cranberry juice
(Shove a carrot up my body!)
Cranberry pills, cranberry juice
(I guess I shouldn’t douche!)

I’m lying in a bloody bath
(UTI! UTI!)
I’m acting like a psychopath
(UTI! UTI!)
Every five seconds it hurts to pee
Spending my weekends in misery
I’ve got enlarged prostate glands
Running high on pain pill demands

Thought I had to pee, but that was a lie
(UTI! UTI!)
Thought I had to pee, but that was a lie
(UTI! UTI!)

Bathwater sex, contraception
I know I’ve got a urinary tract infection