Going on a date and he's older than me
Got a leotard on, goes down to my knees
Everyone knows, so you know it’s the worst
On this date baby, gonna keep it on

My friend Katie told me all you need to know
Looking great on a date, and you're taking it slow
Leotard's gonna help you save face
When you just don’t wanna wanna wanna go to second base

La la la la la leotard
Because I only wanna wanna wanna take it so far
La la la la la leotard
Because I only wanna wanna wanna take it so far

Tried going up to get to base two
There's a leotard there instead of a boob
Tried going down, base three on your mind
Spandex blend is all you're gonna find

My friend Katie told me all you need to know
Looking great on a date, and you're taking it slow
Leotard's gonna help you save face
When you just don't wanna wanna wanna go to second base

La la la la la leotard
Because I only wanna wanna wanna take it so far
La la la la la leotard
Because I only wanna wanna wanna take it so far
Going on a date and he's older than you
Wear a leotard it'll help him get a clue
’Cause everyone knows saying no is the worst
This date, baby we’re gonna keep it on first
Leotard's gonna help you save face
When you just don’t wanna, wanna go to second base
There's no way he'll hit a home run
Just a makeout session, then we're done

La la la la la leotard
Because I only wanna wanna wanna take it so far
La la la la la leotard
Because I only wanna wanna wanna take it so far