Wake up on the sidewalk, it’s starting to rain
Hear a strange voice asking if I’m okay
I try to respond, but it’s just too hard
Crawl across the driveway, puke in the yard
Banging doors and windows, try to get inside
“I’m really sorry, officer, I thought this house was mine”

[Chorus]
Can’t find my keys and my money’s all gone
Why is every light in my apartment turned on?
Last night’s events start coming back to me
Just how embarrassed should I be?
(Shame spiral)

Totally hammered, talking lots of shit
Of course I want some acid, give me two hits
I really don’t remember screaming at you
Taking off my jacket or giving you my shoes
? at the end of the bar
Where everybody went or what happened to my car

[Chorus]
Can’t find my keys and my money’s all gone
Why is every light in my apartment turned on?
Last night’s events start coming back to me
Just how embarrassed should I be?
(Shame spiral)
Wake up in the morning, at least I’m at home
Looking for my purse, checking on my phone
Who did I call and what did I say?
Bloody Mary breakfast take my hangover away
?
Can’t leave my closet, my roommates are enraged

[Chorus]
Can’t find my keys and my money’s all gone
Why is every light in my apartment turned on?
Last night’s events start coming back to me
Just how embarrassed should I be?
(Shame spiral)