[Narrator]
So, you've taken someone else's Nostalgia
Don't panic
We can help
Introducing mnemodialysis, a treatment by Trieu Pharmaceuticals
At this moment, foreign memories have invaded your brain
Those memories have embedded by consolidating into neural networks, clogging existing pathways and threatening higher cognitive function
We call this process "recollective infestation."
The only remedy for infestation is to call a good exterminator, so let's get in there and spray
Mnemodialysis saturates the brain with cerebrospinal fluid provided by a natural host and literally flushes Nostalgia from the cortex
The procedure is delicate and somewhat tedious
Consider keeping yourself occupied by meditating or reading a good book
Thank you for trusting Trieu Pharmaceuticals with the most precious of possessions, your mind
Goodbye, and have a pleasant return to consciousness