(Pew! Laser sounds)
Yo listen up, here’s a story
About a little guy that lives in a rave cave
And all day and all night and everything he sees is EDM
Like Skrillex, dubstep out the house
Glitchcore house, with a hyperpop window
And a Jack Ü snare
And everything was dubstep bass
And himself and everybody around
Cause everyone was dropping the bass

I’m blue
If I was green I would die
I smoked some weed and got too high
I see weed and I light it
And you know I’m drain gang for life
Laughed so hard that I cried
This cat named Branch and I’m like why
Shout out Branch, he my guy
I’m bluе
Ash on my hand, on my eyes
Oh fuck evеrything’s gone awry
Did that shit not once, but twice
Fuck this shit and fuck ice
In my crew, we eat fries
And scroll through samples on splice
Won’t talk if you won’t be nice
I have a brand new dubstep sample pack
That’s so poggers, Chuck E. Cheese
I love to be really really cringe
Don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend but it’d be really cool if I did
Cringe are the people here that drop the bass
Cringe like my growl bass, it goes *dubstep bass*
Cringe are these lyrics that I’m writing right now
And I do not have the energy to write another fucking chorus

Yeeaaaaahhhh we love listening to dubstep all the time