Hoffmaestro
So you do [slimi jimi bubby boy]
They call me Slimi Jimi Bubby Boy
And i mess with my friends a lot
But thats just because I dig'em
So damn bad and I clown when I smoke my pot (Yeah)
Together we've done so much fun shit in our days i remember the half
But thats just because
Little baby girl most of the time
I was drunk of my ass
But thats just because
Little baby girl most of the time
I was drunk of my ass
And if you wanna hear the rest baby listen to the story as it goes on
I sing it to you nice 'cause i want a slice
Really like your eyes can i come along
I sing it to you nice 'cause i want a slice
Really like your eyes can i come along
And if you want me to be real deep
I hook you up with some poetry
Roses are red and violets are blue
They both look pretty good baby girl
But then so do you
Said they both look pretty good baby girl
But then so do you
Old girls that I used to see try to mess up all my flow
But these ladies are on some very thin ice
'cause I'm on a fucking roll (yeah)
And i don't care 'bout the stress they cause
And that's the damn truth my friend
See the fact that they just can't have my ass back
Is about to come over them
See the fact that they just can't have my ass back
Is about to come over them
I don't mean to sound cocky or nothing
But thats just the way I feel
If I sing my little song would you follow me home?
It's not wrong and thats for real
If I sing my little song would you follow me home?
It's not wrong and thats for real
And if you want me to be real deep
I hook you up with some poetry
The mountains are white and the ocean is blue
They both look pretty good baby girl
But then so do you
Said they both look pretty good baby girl
But then so do you
Even though I know it can't be us I'm not sad
'Cause you're simply the best thing I never had
Ooh baby girl won't you spread your thighs for me
I go by the name of Jerry Hoff and I wanna
Be your friend not your enemy
And if you want me to be real deep, yeah
I hook you up with some poetry
The fields are green and the skies are blue
They both look pretty good baby girl
But then so do you
Said they both look pretty good baby girl
But then so do you
Said they both look pretty good baby girl
But then so do you
I need you baby, so stay by my side... (skat)