[Hook x2]
Gotta get up, gotta get out, gotta get home before the morning comes
What if I'm late, got a big date, gotta get home before the sun rise
[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
I'm having trouble getting up and at em
I'm actually pretty happy just laying on my mattress
There's this pretty young thing, real attractive
Laying half... wait, no... that was just imagined
What time is it, shit need to get a grip
This drinking till I spin thing isn't gunna win
Binge drink on the weekends, chilling with my three friends
We get it in but I'm swimming in the deep end
I need a defense, need to build a big fence
Around my stomach lining so the sickness could'nt creep in
But I weak in, see a Yinglueng and it sinks in yeah I need this just a few sips
Round three and I start to feel at ease
So I think I'll rest my feet and I will try to catch some Z's
Next thing you know I am fast asleep
Thought I was a grown up but it was just a dream
[Hook x2]
[Verse 2: Asher Roth]
Ahhhhh, why did I even wake up?
I'm feeling guilty so I guess Ill clean my place up
But first, I'mma need to pick my face up
My head hurts so much, I think that I erased
Shut up, pretty please could you spare me
The only cure I see here is a cold Bloody Mary
But I'm barely in the mood to be standing
And outside there's the busy world of Richard Scarry
The rich has buried us inside the cemetery
And the only answer is a little bit of milk and Bailey's
A White Russian shoulda get my blood pumpin'
Fuckin' up my rug every time I'm gettin' drunk
This is dumb, last night it was fun
But I'm feelin' pretty shitty since the last shot of Rum
Tom hit me asked him to go for a run
Yo I'm bout to throw up, Ill hit you when I'm done
[Hook x2]
[Verse 3: Asher Roth]
Alright, enough's enough I'm done bein' three
Its time for me, I kinda need to take responsibility
I think Ill shower, shave and put on deodorant
Get through the morning without the help of Ibuprofen
Ill make a smoothie with berries and banana
And even place a call to that pretty girl Hannah
Ill tell her Hi, hey, hm how are you?
I'm a little hung over but I think that Ill be cool
So I was hoping, well you know if you're free
That we could do a date, all alone you and me
Like a dinner yeah a meal or a flick
I don't really care anything you can pick
Its up to you, whats your mood, what you think?
{Meet me at the bar, nine o'clock for a drink}