[Intro]
Greetings, all you nature lovers
Today I am going to tell you
About the things all plants need to grow and stay healthy

[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
First we gotta choose to grow indoor or out
Or we can have a hybrid in the greenhouse
See, environment is key to the entire process
Essentially a god controlling homeostasis
Keep in mind with climate, there's two major keys
First temperature, second humidity
And now's the big decision, do you even know the breed?
Starting with a clone? Beginning from a seed?
You're gonna need genetics resistance to the stress
To know your cannabinoid's physio еffects
THC euphoric, CBD relaxеd
So like purples in the PM will help put you on your ass
And facts, you wanna learn more about your grass?
Ask Jack Herer 'bout crosses that back

[Chorus]
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
[Verse 2: Asher Roth]
Who runs the world? Girls, that's right
The female plants are the first and only type
The vegetative cycle is for many bud sites
Taking eight to twelve weeks just to get your bud right
Here's what your bud like, nitrogen, potassium
(Really? That's it?) Phosphorus and calcium
An important part so review Mulder's Chart
For appropriate absorption, gotta be kind of smart
If room is too humid you'll get powder mildewed
Mold and stem rot if humid and not hot
So try to keep your temp right in the sweet spot
Twenty points above humidity is cool for your crop

[Chorus]
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now

[Verse 3: Asher Roth]
The leaves are gonna tell you how it's going in the roots
Like you might be over-watering if your leaves droop
Filtering for water source helps remove gloop
Add silica first and then mix in other nutes
Hope you're intuitive, 'cause timing to flip is cruc'
They'll flop if over-vegged and too close they'll get nuked
A little light trick, it's in essence for the crew
Red 'til they're dead, but blue when they're new
[Chorus]
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now
We're growing pot now, we're growing pot
We're growing pot now

[Outro: Joey O'Gorman]
Not everyone seemed to be on board with the professor's latest lesson