Asher Roth
Shake Weight
[Verse 1: Asher Roth]
I been tinkering, I be thinkering
Got an inkling, where's my pinky ring, huh?
One million dollars just ain't a lot
Need the lottery on top of the morning, sir, bonsoir
On a vacation raise the pay grade
My day rate, okay, great, like GameDay on Playstation
I'ma stay patient, I stay waiting
For the day I can vacate this simulation
Y'all stay hating
Like Ray J on Kim K from Humphries to Kanye to Pete Davidson
Wait, wait, huh? Pete Davidson?
He say MGK date Thee Megan?
I transform, play Sandstorm and James Bond at same time
Some bad guy with a fake arm, but he way strong
But he take long when making decisions
So that's when I just hit him, bop-bop-bop-bop, are you kidding?
Did you say you the villain, looking likе you some Dylann Roof?
Mr. Von [?][0:58]? What's it, Jake Gyllen-who?
Bеst when on gin and juice, yes, approved
But vegetables way better for you, that's the truth
My decibels assesses Uncle Fester
Get under your feathers when it's Asher Roth and Heather
Better late than never, what did Drake say?
Sweating like a wrestler to make weight
Stay in shape, mate, get a Shake Weight, huh
[Verse 2: Like]
Ayy wait, did somebody say "Wake and bake?"
That's what I tend to do after I say grace
And then I get my hustle on, can't let the day waste
I'm fine with my body board, I don't wave chase
That's how you end up being comfortable in eighth place
A bunch of rappers reminiscing 'bout their heydays
And giving bad advice on how to leverage day trades
Watched activities, golf hats, little league
Dad jeans jog memories about my dad, jeez
Bad dreams, tryna be a hipster to the Gen Zs
Gen Zs looking at millennials like, "Bitch, please"
Hi guys, it's me, a thirty-eight year old
Who eats acai with hemp seeds, still using the MP
Used to whip a ten speed
Now I'm blending coconut with ginseng
Now I'm in the gym scene
Asher, set the screen for the pick and pop
Old head drove to the hoop and then his tendon popped
That's why I stay at the perimeter
Or in the studio, addin' limiter