[Verse 1]
Modern-day Robin granting wishes online
Gin on the rocks granting me a bad time
Junipers jumping out my pituitary gland
Off to Jupiter, the stupider space man
Bracing for the fall
Not knowing where I would land
Praying for a parachute, a paranoid man
Begging for compassion but not in this wasteland
It is what it is, this is who I am

[Chorus]
I need a spaceship, a facelift
Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time

[Verse 2]
Walk a mile in my shoes but I don't do shoeys
I'm too fucking old to be ever called a newbie
Been there, done that, slept in a bin
Had a fight got punched, drunk
Took it on the chin
Pass me the empties and pour mе a pint
My memories don't know last night
Blackhole, wormholе, all of that shit
You could come to Jupiter, my rocket is my dick
(Take the edge off, take a little bit of it off
Do it, take the edge off
Excuse me, have you got any Cordi Elba?
A pint of Cordi Elba?)

[Chorus]
I need a spaceship, a facelift
Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time
I need a spaceship, a facelift
Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time

[Verse 3]
I don't give a fuck about my liver on a Monday
I just need to walk it off like I was on a runway
Don't care, give a toss, make mine a double
Spaceship, spaceman, my head is in a bubble
I don't recognize the place
I woke up on a Tuesday
Looking like doomsday
Give a fuck what you say
Don't care
Give a toss, make mine a triple
Spaceship, spaceman, my head is on a swivel
Lift off

[Chorus]
I need a spaceship, a facelift
Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time
I need a spaceship, a facelift
Holy Moley, I'm shitfaced all the time