[Intro]
Got new shoes today
Got no bills to pay
The country club wants you
If you can pay

[Verse]
It's all well and good to be carefree
'Til your up to your neck in crap
You can't sit around sippin' iced tea
World comes knockin' on your door with a baseball bat
While most of the people are starvin'
You're toning up your yoga butt (namaste)
Running out of cash for the cokie
Daddy's sending money over from the country club

[Pre-Chorus]
Well fuck (fuck)
Now you're fired
Yeah you're jobless, you've expired
It's tough (who's tough?)
From admired, to the dirt (plot twist)

[Chorus]
In the real world life of leisure really has its limits
The rеal world turns you if you don't know how to spin it
The real-world life of plеasure really sucks your spirit
The real world turns you if you don't know, don't know, don't know how to spin it
[Verse]
Wake up and you're already sulky
Couldn't sleep amongst all that cash
Cry 'cause you can't get no Wi-Fi
All your warriors are waiting for a keyboard bash
Now the apple is starting to crumble
Your tummy gets a quick nip tuck
Daddy's in a bit of trouble
Cookin' sugar with the chef at the country club

[Pre-Chorus]
Well fuck (fuck)
It backfired
Yeah you're jobless, you've expired
It's tough (who's tough?)
From admired, to the dirt (plot twist)

[Chorus]
In the real world life of leisure really has its limits
The real world turns you if you don't know how to spin it
The real-world life of pleasure really sucks your spirit
The real world turns you if you don't know, don't know, don't know how to spin it

[Outro]
Got new shoes today
Got no bills to pay
I'll see you at the pool
The drinks are on their way
The world's my buffet
Throw my food away
The country club wants you
If you can pay