[Organ Intro]

[Verse 1]
You know how much I care for you
But I don't wanna be a liar
Every time I hear you sing
I wanna choke myself with wire

[Chorus]
Come on baby, quit the choir
Come on baby, quit the choir
Do us all a favor
Retire

[Verse 2]
Babe, if it were up to me
I’d rather listen to the dryer
Cause when you try to hit high notes
It sounds just like a squealing tire

[Chorus]
Come on baby, quit the choir
Come on baby, quit the choir
Do us all a favor
Retire
[Verse 3]
The congregation all agrees
Your vocal quality is dire
And if you grab the mic again
We're gonna set the church on firе

[Chorus]
Come on baby, quit the choir
Come on baby, quit thе choir
Do us all a favor, retire
You sound just like a squealing tire
I wanna choke myself with wire
We're gonna set the church on fire
Come on baby, quit the choir

[Organ Outro]