[Verse 1]
Too much free time, he doesn't have any friends
Doesn’t make much money, doesn't make much sense
He stays up, much too late at night
Posting his opinions

[Verse 2]
On his computer, in an office chair
Angry Birds t-shirt and messed up hair
The king of what's good or bad
Have you lost your mind?

[Chorus]
Youtube! (Video Comment Guy)
Youtube! (Video Comment Guy)
Youtube! (Video Comment Guy)

[Verse 3]
Who do you really, really think you are?
The final word of [?]
You’re like Caesar with a Macintosh
And a big chip off your shoulder

[Verse 4]
You're the judge, but without life skills
Like an overweight, mediocre Dr. Phil
Do you really want to see what's lame?
Go look in the mirror
[Chorus]
Youtube! (Video Comment Guy)
Youtube! (Video Comment Guy)
Youtube! (Video Comment Guy)

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 5]
Is this your way of fighting back?
Cutting down Rebecca Black
And the viewers, do they ever ask
To read your stupid lies?

[Chorus]
Not you! (Video Comment Guy)
You boob! (Video Comment Guy)
Youtube! (Video Comment Guy)