[Intro]
Yeah

[Verse 1]
You won't talk to me
And you won't go out with me
I say "Why?", and you say
It's 'cause I work at Subway

[Verse 2]
You don't like my songs
And how I make Footlongs
Yes, I don't know what to say
'Cause I work at Subway

[Chorus 1]
(Tell me why) I know I've heard all of your jokes
(Tell me why) I know I still live with my folks
(Tell me why) And I'll be 35 in May
And I work at Subway

[Verse 3]
You don't like onions
And you don't like Funyuns
Yes I know, I wish it wasn't that way
That I work at Subway
[Chorus 2]
(Tell me why) You tell me I should turn the page
(Tell me why) Just because I make minimum wage
(Tell me why) I'll take you out, but you'll have to pay
'Cause I work at Subway

[Bridge]
I know I can't buy you presents and things
But listen to what I say, yeah
Although I'm a slob, I'll try to get a new job
As a fry cook at Chick-Fil-A

[Verse 1]
And you won't talk to me
And you won't go out with me
I say "Why?", and you say
It's 'cause I work at Subway

[Outro]
'Cause I work at Subway