[Verse 1]
When I'm out driving in my car
I like to be able to steer
So I, I don't drink beer

Verse 2]
And when I try to communicate
I want for my words to be clear
So I, I don't drink beer

[Chorus 1]
I don't drink beer cause it doesn't make me feel well
And I need every brain cell I've been given
And I don't drink beer, I don't mean to be overcautious
But the bitter taste makes me nauseous
I don't drink beer

[Verse 3]
When I'm out walking round the town
I don't want to fall down.. on my rear
So I, I don't drink beer

[Verse 4]
And when I'm trying to ride a wave
I don't want to crash into the pier
So I, I don't drink beer
[Chorus 2]
I don't drink beer, I don't need to head to the mountains
Or wake up in the mall fountain on Sunday morning
And I don't drink beer, I don't need an advisor
To know that Bud don't make mе wiser
I don't drink beer
Oh-oh, whoa-whoa

[Verse 4]
I, I don't drink beer
And when I'm giving my wife a hug
I don't want to throw up in hеr ear
So I, I don't drink beer
I like being sober
I don't drink beer