You should take me seriously
Even though I'm soft and little
Yellow sponge cake on the outside, baby
Sweet, sweet in the middle

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a deep fried, deep fried hunk of trans fat and sugar
You hear me comin', I ain't no Zinger

Chorus:
I'm a Twinkie
(He's a Twinkie)
Yeah i'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world
A Twinkie
(He's a Twinkie)
Yeah I'm a Twinkie in a ding dong world, come on!

You can't resist me, I know you see me
By the Dolly Madison
I'm a Hostess with the mostest
Come on Little Debbie, you know I'm number one

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm a cream-filled goodie with a shelf life oh, so long
Go on put me in a box, it's where I belong
[Chorus]
I'm a Twinkie
(He's a Twinkie)
Yeah, I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world
A Twinkie
(Just a Twinkie)
Yeah I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world
A Twinkie
(He's a Twinkie)
Yeah I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world
A Twinkie
(A little Twinkie)
A little bit of magic in a cellophane wrapper, come on

[Bridge]
Cowbell
Unnecessary cowbell
Stand up all you powdered donuts, and Suzy Q's, if you've got what it takes. Honey Buns, jelly rolls, and Chocodiles. Moon Pies, Ho-Hoes, Oatmeal Cream Cake!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
I'm a Twinkie!
(He's a Twinkie)
Yeah, I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world
A Twinkie
(J-J-J-Just a Twinkie)
Yeah I'm a Twinkie in a Ding Dong world I [?]
(A little Twinkie)