[Verse 1]
Oh, as I’m patching
I start reading the notes to find out what’s in store
‘Cause the pre season is here
And I can’t help but to see AP items got nerfed

But they buffed AD Carries
So I’ll play AD Carry just like both my solo laners
As well as jungle Graves
Not to mention we have Caitlyn on support

[Chorus]
I load in seeing items that I have never heard of
Can’t even buy green wards, oh
I see everyone’s keystone masteries
Well, except for mine, I got the “X” on me

Five Marksman
And top lane’s fighting for the new buff
Pots that I can’t afford
Gonna take some time to get used to things
In pre-season

[Verse 2]
Oh, that was fast
So I’ll start up a new game
This time must set up a mastery page
Should I take Teleport?
No, It just got changed
Oh, Quinn is back
Before she never saw play
Now she’s flying down to all of the lanes
If you're team’s low on gold
Go hunt the bounty, hunt the bounty

[Chorus]
I load in seeing items that I have never heard of
Can’t even buy green wards, oh
I see everyone’s keystone masteries
Well, except for mine, I got the “X” on me

Five Marksman
And top lane’s fighting for the new buff
Pots that I can’t afford
Gonna take some time to get used to things
In pre-season

[Bridge]
League of AD Carries
I mean… Marksman

[Chorus]
I load in seeing items that I have never heard of
Can’t even buy green wards, oh
I see everyone’s keystone masteries
Well, except for mine, I got the “X” on me
Five Marksman
And top lane’s fighting for the new buff
Pots that I can’t afford
Gonna take some time to get used to things
In pre-season