[Instruental: Old Timey Piano}

[Spoken: Michael Todd Berland]
It's like, I feel sorry for everyone out there
It's not so good

[Spoken: Christian Novelli]
Hello everyone, I love everyone
I love one- I just love one person
I just love one person
I just love the one

[Spoken: Michael Todd Berland]
Here, like a giant blanket of sound for you to enjoy

[Spoken: Christian Novelli]
We're here making things, just trying to sound like a blanket
Just the other day I was punched and beaten in the streets, and it was very violent
It was very crazy, and I think it was something I never want to hear again

[Spoken: Michael Todd Berland]
Your favorite kind of sandwich made out of quiet and nicotine
And my grandmother was an old lady by myself

[Spoken: Christian Novelli]
What's the worst dream you've ever had?
[Spoken: Michael Todd Berland]
I went next door in this alternate reality version of my neighborhood, and the house next door I knew was a witch's house, but I went there anyway
And I went up to the door, and, like an idiot, and the witch came out, and it was like, she stole my family and there was- I knew everything was going to go wrong and I was falling down this awful waterfall, and then it was like the Looney Tunes "That's All Folks," but instead of happy "That's All Folks" it was like the witch
That was the end for me

[Spoken: Christian Novelli]
And then, during recess I would want the (inaudible) to feel bad so I would tell them I couldn't read, but I really could. (inaudible)"
What did you do at recess?"

[Spoken: Michael Todd Berland]
Second grade we did a lot of card trading and I lost my Japanese holographic, which was my favorite and most prized possession, but I don't know to-

[Spoken: Christian Novelli]
No sports?
You didn't play on the soccer field?
Um...
Yeah we had a big dirt field and we would always play soccer and then one kid would always scoop up the ball and run with it
(Laughs) yeah, and then we'd get really mad, and it was funny, but I was mad at the time

[Spoken: Michael Todd Berland]
Slides and swing set sets
We played tether-ball
We played a lot of wall-ball and basketball

{Instrumental change: Melancholic Synth]
[Spoken: Christian Novelli]
Wall-ball was fun. (inaudible)
I remember this day at recess there was a storm, and I just wanted my mother to pick me up, and it was getting worse, and it was getting dark, and outside there was a playground, and I just wanted to go home, and it was starting to rain, and there was lightning, and I...

[Spoken: Michael Todd Berland]
What?

[Spoken: Christian Novelli]
I... (laughs)

[Spoken: Michael Todd Berland]
What happened?