[Spoken Intro: Courtney Love]
Dear Diary, I was standing in a bus stop today and they must have known I wanted to be a model, so I'm gonna call them tomorrow. Won't be long before I'm in all the big rock videos. The most incredible thing happened to me in Odella last weekend, that's why I'm writing. You see, I went to see this guy, Nicky Blacks from [?], and he was really drunk. He kept trying to pull my [?] and bra, and he really upset me. I mean, I had this feeling everyone would [?] it was really special. [?]

[Spoken: Courtney Love & Unidentified Sex Phone Operator]
Hey, wow, wow, what's going on up there? Did you have dinner yet?
Who wants dinner when you can get a goddamn good dick up your ass?
[Laughs]

[Spoken: Eric Erlandson & Unidentified Sex Phone Operator]
[?]
Oh, I need you, girl
Huh?
I need you, girl
You need me, boy?
Yeah, [?]
I need you too
Huh?
I need you too, baby
Oh, ok

[Spoken: Courtney Love]
Dear Diary, I can't write a lot, Johnnie's in the bathroom. I met him in English Acid tonight and he's just incredible. He's got this long, straight, black hair and he wears all this silver jewelry, velvet pants, black boots, etc. [?]

[Verse: Unknown]
A sunbeam, a sunbeam
Jesus wants me for a sunbeam
A sunbeam, a sunbeam
I'll be a sunbeam for him
[Spoken: Unidentified Phone Sex Operator]
I'd like you to lick my pussy. It's a lickable pussy. Hi baby, how you doin? Well, all y'all want some pussy? Well, all y'all grab on the Soul Train line and get it

[Spoken: Courtney Love]
[?] guitarist for the Black Band Babies and we went in a doghouse [?]