[Verse 1]
How'd you like to be a rockstar?
Wouldn't it be fun to be a rockstar?
Yeah, I know you want to feel the rockstars
Yeah, you'd rather die
Oh, you'd like to try
Oh, I think you'd like to try

[Verse 2]
How'd you like to be Madonna?
So much fun to be Madonna
Oh, how'd you like to be Madonna?
You say you'd rather die
Oh, what a lie
Oh, I think you'd like to try

[Verse 3]
How'd you like to be Nirvana?
So much fun to be Nirvana
A barrel of laughs to be Nirvana
Say you'd rather die
Oh, you'd have to try
Oh, do you try?

[Bridge]
We are not who we fuck
It is your own ugly luck
You are an aberration
Get out of my life, you are poison
[Verse 4]
How'd you like to move into my house?
Throw my baby and furniture out?
How'd you like credit for this song?
Well I'd rather die
Oh yeah, I'd rather die
Oh yeah, I'd rather die
Oh yeah, I'd rather die