[Verse 1]
What the fuck…
Would it matter if I live or die?
Once I'm dead the sky will still be blue
I’m no catalyst for change
Just another breathing thing takin’ up a bit o’ room

[Chorus]
Everything’s so fucked it’s comical
Waking up's a drag
The worst part's that I know this isn’t even close
To how devastatingly bad everything is gonna get

[Verse 2]
Life’s a joke, I’m just anticipating the punchline
I’m drunk so I’m just fine
But soon i’ll be sober and broke
Down and out for the Nth time
All alone
And I welcome writer's block with wide open arms
Because if I’m not writing I’m happy
Writing is just an escape from the day-to-day tragedy I find surrounds me

[Verse 3]
So, what the fuck…
Would it matter if we just quit breathing
Our hearts could cease beating and who'd think twice?
Life’s a gamble and tomorrow’s never promised
So fuck it, I say, let’s roll the dice
[Chorus]
Everything’s so fucked it’s comical
Waking up's a drag
And the worst part's that I know this isn’t even close
To how devastatingly sad everything is gonna get

[Bridge]
Well I’m payin’ outta pocket for wholesale failure
And every little victory feels so underwhelming
When all that I can think about is how the story ends
And all the lessons that I’ve yet to learn

There’s the future, the past, and we’re stuck in between
In the only place that I feel comfortable
If I could freeze every second hand, you bet that I would
Before everything goes to hell in a handbag
But time will keep on tickin’
And the Earth won’t soon quit spinnin’
Despite what we want, who we are
What we fear, what we feel
Someday we all must die
Take one more breath and say goodbye

[Verse 5]
So, why the fuck…
Do we obsess over success and failure?
As long as we’re breathing we’re all alright
So here’s to conceding I’m aware now I’m part of the plight
[Chorus]
Everything’s so fucked it’s comical
Waking up's a drag
But the best part's that right now we’re still alive
We can restart
We can dive into the lives we want
And make the best of the time that we’ve got left!