You say potato and I say three
You say potato and I say three
You say potato and I say three
You say potato and I say three
You say potato and I say three

I am a pinball machine
I can't tell the difference between
My bellybutton or navel
Pingpong, pool cue, or a foosball table

Why is it you ask me why
I don't know the answer
Why is it you ask me why
I don't know the answer
Why is it you ask me why

I don't transmit what hits my eye
We're the same, yeah you and me
Except you say potato and I say three

I'm thinking of what I'd rather be
Parameceum is lookin' pretty good to me
I'd be so small you could not see
I could still be your worst enemy
I am a pinball machine
I can't tell the difference between
My bellybutton or navel
Pingpong, pool cue, or a foosball table