One more regular night in a regular bar
Where you can find regular smoke in the talk without looking too hard
One more regular beer before I go
Maybe two or five before I get back to my regular home

I don't want to leave here at all
Cause some day the most beautiful girl
Will look at me and think I'm weird
I'll smile and blink at her anyway
Simply because I'm there...
And I'm weird

And everybody turns to see the girl
Standing in neon doorway
With her braided curls
In walks the real-life queen of the rodeo
I swear to you people I thought I done died and gone to heaven
I nearly shit my boots

I don't want to leave here at all
Cause some day the most beautiful girl
Will look at me and think I'm weird
I'll smile and blink at her anyway
Simply because she's there...
And I'm weird
I don't want to leave here at all
Some day the most beautiful girl
Will look at me and think I'm weird
I'll smile and blink at her anyway
Simply because she's there...
And, maybe, the most beautiful girl
Will look at me and come over here
We'll laugh and talk the whole night away
Simply because we're there...
And I'm weird