[Chorus]
I am a pinball machine
I can't tell the difference between
My bellybutton or navel
Ping-pong, pool cue, or a foosball table

[Verse 1]
Why is it you ask me why
I don't transmit what hits my eye
We're the same, you and me
Except you say potato and I say three

[Verse 2]
Why is it you ask me why
I don't know the answer
Why is it you ask me why
I don't know the answer

[Verse 3]
I'm thinking of what I'd rather be
Paramecium is looking pretty good to me
I'd be so small you could not see
I could still be your worst enemy

[Spoken]
Reality is twisted like the spine of a dog
Bend over backwards [?]
I know you'rе the one, I'll find you
If it's the last thing I do
[Chorus]
I am a pinball machinе
I can't tell the difference between
My bellybutton or navel
Ping-pong, pool cue, or a foosball table