[ZOE]
Holy shit, dude, this is insane.

[JACK]
Wow, maybe that Harry Potter guy at the gas station wasn't kiddin', man.

[ZACK]
About what?

[JACK]
About there being zombies around here.

[ZOE]
That isn't funny. Don't joke. It's really, really creepy.

[POSIE JUAREZ]
Authorities are warning all citizens to stay inside and keep all doors and windows locked and secured.

[ZOE]
Jack, lock the door, will you?

[JACK]
Got it.

[POSIE JUAREZ]
But for now, this is Posie Juarez for Centerville 7 News. Stay safe, and keep your eyes open.