[Verse 1]
Bored out of my mind in a one-store town
Toward nine o'clock they shutter down
Still tryin' to find what's so profound
About no signal, no one around
I got nowhere to go
So nervous, no service
Nothin' on the radio

[Verse 2]
I pick her up to take her for a date
I know she's ready, she makes me wait
We can't talk, we can't relate
We've got nothin' to say, so anyways
What does she need to know?
So nervous, no service
And nothin' on the radio

[Chorus]
All through the hills they're building cell towers
Killing your mind with digital powers
Every second of every hour
Time to take a cold shower

[Verse 3]
I make a call, I can't connect
She changed plans last time I checked
Xanax to kill the stress
Sendin' off a last text:
"Come and save me, there's no one else I know"
So nervous, no service
And nothin' on the radio
So nervous, no service
Nothin' on the radio