Perfectly Gross Little Dirtbag
[Skit: Nick Kroll & John Mulaney]
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the hormone monster, he ha ha ha ha
No no no no. You gotta be kidding me. Nick is right there, sir
And?
And I'm a good person. I wouldn't do that laying next to a friend
Then why am I here?
Oh my God. You're always right. What the hell is wrong with me?
Nothing. You're a perfectly normal, gross little dirtbag
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the hormone monster, he ha ha ha ha
No no no no. You gotta be kidding me. Nick is right there, sir
And?
And I'm a good person. I wouldn't do that laying next to a friend
Then why am I here?
Oh my God. You're always right. What the hell is wrong with me?
Nothing. You're a perfectly normal, gross little dirtbag